doubleohmogar:

franerys:

katiebpeters:

chloereneeeee:

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they can’t get that high.

How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

u wanna fucking go

The best way
To make it through
With hearts and wrists intact
Is to realize
Two out of three ain’t bad
Ain’t bad

Fall Out Boy

quotes that hit me so hard i think i got the wind knocked out of me

(via a-mad-girl-with-some-fandoms)