3 fob babies in one year is too much for me to handle
my mom just brought up the idea that patrick might be singing to elisa’s belly while she’s pregnant
A BABY STUMP IS COMING LORD JESUS CHRIST IN HEAVEN HELP ME I’M PASSING AWAY I CAN’T BREATHE
EVERYONE KEEP TURNING THE EFF UP!!!
- january: post halloween candy hangover
- feburuary: couples halloween
- march: almost halloween
- april: almost halloween
- may: almost halloween
- june: almost halloween
- july: almost halloween
- august: almost halloween
- september: basically halloween
- october: HALLOWEEEN!!!! HALLOWEEEEEEENNNNNN ARRHFJFJFNDHNDJ SKELETON SPOOK !!!!? AAAA
- november: still halloween
- december: halloween for jesus
CAN WE TAKE A SECOND TO APPRECIATE AN ACTUAL LINE FROM A FALL OUT BOY SONG:
“Anything you say can and will be held against you so only say my name”
IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S SMOOTH AS FUCK YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE CAUSE THAT’S A SWEET-ASS PICKUP LINE
- Baby: S-s-s-s
- Parents: Sis??? Sister???
- Baby: September first, 1989. Dear diary, I believe I'm a good person. You know, I think there's good in everyone. But here we are, first day of senior year! And, uh, I look around at these kids I've known all my life, and I ask myself, "What happened?"
Fred: Okay team let’s split up
Me: *worries for the wellbeing of shaggy and scooby*